Nice brown eye ...
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Wedding of the Year
Introducing the Wedding Party:
First , the handsome groomsman and the fine looking groom (in red shirt)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ....... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the Cute Couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual.
"You SO crazy, honey ...."
"Here baby, let me help you up here ......"
He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.
I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
First , the handsome groomsman and the fine looking groom (in red shirt)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ....... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.Last, the Cute Couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual.
"You SO crazy, honey ...."
"Here baby, let me help you up here ......"
He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog , Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See Men just don't listen !
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog , Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See Men just don't listen !
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